Catch the fever of stupid meaningless surveys!!!!

1. What could be better than when Michael Bolton sings "When a Man Loves a Women?"

2. If you had a tricked out propeller cap, what song would it play when the propeller was spun?

3. If I wanted to drive a van througha wall of flaming tv's with a stick of dynamite strapped to my head, would you ride shotty?

4. How many darts is too much?

5. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much is Sally selling seashells by the seashore for?

6. What is your dream jorb?

7. Who wants a shot?

8. I said who wants a shot!?

9. If God is all powerful, can he create a burrito so big, even he couldn't finish it?

10. Does justice come in the form of a naked anime chick or a man from Krypton?

11. What's better, being a pinball wizard or a jukebox hero?

12. What's funnier, a drunken midget or a constipated squirrel?

13. Marble rye or marble white and wheat?

14. Don't you think we should integrate?

15. How does an android marry a man and produce a daughter?

16. Would nuclear winter really be that bad?

17. What do you say to "Move that gigantic cotton candy!!!!"?

18. Hola, me llamo es senior quack quack.

19. What is your favorite form of precipitation?

20. If you were a contriceptive device, what would you be?